May 26 18:52 with 27,531 notes
Getting Everything You Want Is Boring.
Give me everything, and i’ll grow tired of the privilege. Deprive me of you, and I’ll crave you forever.
Apr 02 22:56 with 4 notes
What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.
Feb 07 22:18 with 20,100 notes
Jan 24 20:10 with 72,424 notes
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
- FUCK YOU
- ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
- H O W
- W H Y
- CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
- IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
- WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
- WHY DO YOU EXIST
- GET OUT
- LEAVE
- I HATE YOU SO MUCH
- ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
- ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
- you’re attractive
Dec 31 14:41 with 22,941 notes
